Come as you are Follow me if you'd like, but just know i am not entirely sure of our destination

beauty-in-healing:

margotkim:

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

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shampooligan:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

this is the best post on this entire godforsaken website and I want it on my dash as often as possible

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anxietyproblem:

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confirmance:

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

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froody:

you’ve heard of: getting emotionally attached to your roomba

now get ready for: genuinely mourning the mars rover like a deceased loved one  

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wocs:

me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*

me to me:

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lishra:

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